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    Posted: 01-April-2006 at 08:30
Here's a good April fool's trick for you!

Years ago getting ready to go out one night. So I put my lotto tickets on the mantle and said to my nephew when the lotto comes on make sure you write the numbers down for me!

Off I go to have a shower. About an hour later I come down all made up but still in my dressing gown. I go over to pick up my lotto tickets, take them out of the envelope and compare them to the numbers Conor had written down for me. Checked all 6 and one by one there they were plain as day.... I was in pure shock.... My mouth dropped open (now picture this)... slowly the realization comes... I have won the lotto... with that I erupt into screaming and roaring, jumping up and down pure hysteria... when in the distance I see my brother in a nervous laugh... he's trying to say "NO" and I'm still leaping around the place out of my mind... he say's again "NO" and in the midst of my madness, shaking like a leaf I am trying to understand what the hell he's talking about when finally I stop and say "What" LOL... with that my nephew takes off our the door and I tear after him (now picture it) I'm in my dressing gown it's now wide open and I'm legging it down the street, ready to beat his ass.....

He had taken my lotto tickets out and wrote the numbers I had on the outside of the envelope... I now know what it feels like to win the lotto... The little fecker... almost killed me...

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Originally posted by eejit91 eejit91 wrote:

Here's a good April fool's trick for you!

Years ago getting ready to go out one night. So I put my lotto tickets on the mantle and said to my nephew when the lotto comes on make sure you write the numbers down for me!

Off I go to have a shower. About an hour later I come down all made up but still in my dressing gown. I go over to pick up my lotto tickets, take them out of the envelope and compare them to the numbers Conor had written down for me. Checked all 6 and one by one there they were plain as day.... I was in pure shock.... My mouth dropped open (now picture this)... slowly the realization comes... I have won the lotto... with that I erupt into screaming and roaring, jumping up and down pure hysteria... when in the distance I see my brother in a nervous laugh... he's trying to say "NO" and I'm still leaping around the place out of my mind... he say's again "NO" and in the midst of my madness, shaking like a leaf I am trying to understand what the hell he's talking about when finally I stop and say "What" LOL... with that my nephew takes off our the door and I tear after him (now picture it) I'm in my dressing gown it's now wide open and I'm legging it down the street, ready to beat his ass.....

He had taken my lotto tickets out and wrote the numbers I had on the outside of the envelope... I now know what it feels like to win the lotto... The little fecker... almost killed me...



Wide open dressing gown, running down the street.........wish I was drivin my hog around your way that night.............I would have felt like I had won a jackpot Wink
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote eejit91 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-April-2006 at 13:28
LOLLOL.. yeah you might have I was only about 25 at the time and in the best shape of my life... though one look at the face and you would have dropped the grin... like a bitch on wheels that night...
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Jeez Teresa

That happened to us at a wedding once another couple came with us so we decided to do a joint lotto so when the lotto was on the lads went to get the numbers and gave them to us girlies we checking them off the ticket and we got to having 4 nos up then 5 we both jumped up and started getting all excieted till we looked over at the lads and saw there faces the bastards had used the 6 nos they put down so i know how u felt  grrr

Heres another lotto bad luck story

and no it aint an urban myth...lol

My hubby was in a syndicate in work they use to go to the uk every week so whoevers turn it was to go did the uk lotto one week one of the lads decided theyld not continue doing the uk lotto but hadnt told everyone and one of the lads on holidays didnt know and the nos he used all the time came up he thought they had won the lotto it wasnt till he got through to one of the lads in the job that he found out he didnt win a share my hubby came into work on the monday and was told about the guy thinking they had won  but he wasnt aware they had stopped doing it either but he didnt think they had won..lol so u can imagine what he was like ..lol..we were out that nite with my family and colin just sat there with a dazed look on his face...I'm a great believer if you are to win u will win and if you dont do the lotto one week it wont matter cause u werent suppose to win neway

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