Friendly Advice
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Topic: Friendly Advice
Posted By: Pogue Mahoney
Subject: Friendly Advice
Date Posted: 07-July-2012 at 18:37
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I thought it would be helpful for Grovers to share advice and hints learned from personal experience or passed down through family and friends. Please forgive me if there is already an advice topic Advice: If you see your cat's tail wagging, stand back.
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Posted By: Pogue Mahoney
Date Posted: 07-July-2012 at 18:55
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When drilling a hole in the ceiling drill through a paper cup first to catch the dust.
When drilling a wall, tape a cornflake box below the drilling point. .  Do not position your head directly behind the hammer when nailing a picture to a wall.  |
Posted By: Pogue Mahoney
Date Posted: 07-July-2012 at 19:00
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It's not considered funny when asked if you have anything to declare by a customs official at the US-Canadian border to say-"I declare tis terrible weather we are having" in a Cork accent.
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Posted By: Pogue Mahoney
Date Posted: 07-July-2012 at 21:45
| Never smile at a cop if he asks if you've been drinking. |
Posted By: Pogue Mahoney
Date Posted: 08-July-2012 at 17:34
| Don't ever ask DONDON if he's heard any good jokes lately. |
Posted By: Vinyl Junkie
Date Posted: 08-July-2012 at 21:11
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Never jump off your garage roof with an umbrella trying to fly like cheetah the chimpanzee. Trust me on this one.... ------------- TPFKAB (The Poster Formerly Known As Brunswick). |
Posted By: Uncle Arthur
Date Posted: 08-July-2012 at 21:15
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Never let your dog mind your dinner! ------------- UA "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity but an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty" |
Posted By: Biker Pat
Date Posted: 09-July-2012 at 00:56
"Never Mind The Bollocks", here's the Sex Pistols 
------------- May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride. Biker Pat Grove 1972-1975 |
Posted By: DONDON
Date Posted: 09-July-2012 at 10:09
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Never throw a brick upwards ------------- Grover from 73(old Grove) In the year of the bankers and developers When recession raged across the land there were many driven by the hopelessness to set sail for the Americas and Australia |
Posted By: Pogue Mahoney
Date Posted: 09-July-2012 at 11:49
| If your wife asks you-"Does this dress me make me look fat?" never say-"I don't think it's the dress" |
Posted By: Black Russian
Date Posted: 09-July-2012 at 13:44
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Don't eat Yellow Snow
------------- "Legal downloads is killing Piracy" http://www.flickr.com/groups/th |
Posted By: DONDON
Date Posted: 09-July-2012 at 14:16
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If at first you don't succeed......... Call a air strike ------------- Grover from 73(old Grove) In the year of the bankers and developers When recession raged across the land there were many driven by the hopelessness to set sail for the Americas and Australia |
Posted By: Pogue Mahoney
Date Posted: 09-July-2012 at 16:54
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Posted By: Pogue Mahoney
Date Posted: 09-July-2012 at 16:55
| Never wear a necktie while wringing your clothes. |
Posted By: Pogue Mahoney
Date Posted: 09-July-2012 at 17:00
| When you get to my age, never pass a bathroom and never trust a fart. |
Posted By: monarch
Date Posted: 10-July-2012 at 00:14
Brilliant and true.  ------------- There is a crack in everything ...... that's how the light gets in |
Pogue Mahoney wrote:Posted By: Vinyl Junkie
Date Posted: 10-July-2012 at 01:13
Too much information lads... ------------- TPFKAB (The Poster Formerly Known As Brunswick). |
Posted By: DAYO
Date Posted: 10-July-2012 at 21:42
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Don't sh*t on your own doorstep ------------- Dayo Grov'in 70 - 76 |
Posted By: DAYO
Date Posted: 10-July-2012 at 21:44
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Live it up, this is not a rehersal ------------- Dayo Grov'in 70 - 76 |
Posted By: Biker Pat
Date Posted: 10-July-2012 at 23:25
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Plumbing could be the business to get into. With water charges coming in every effin' leak will need fixing ------------- May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride. Biker Pat Grove 1972-1975 |
Posted By: DONDON
Date Posted: 11-July-2012 at 14:09
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Understanding women. New book out in paperback l  ------------- Grover from 73(old Grove) In the year of the bankers and developers When recession raged across the land there were many driven by the hopelessness to set sail for the Americas and Australia |
Posted By: Biker Pat
Date Posted: 11-July-2012 at 14:26
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Gerry, that's just volume ONE ------------- May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride. Biker Pat Grove 1972-1975 |
Posted By: monarch
Date Posted: 11-July-2012 at 16:25
Look what my family got for me are they trying to tell me something. ------------- There is a crack in everything ...... that's how the light gets in |
Posted By: monarch
Date Posted: 28-July-2012 at 09:40
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Never go walking in sandals where dogs are walked. ------------- There is a crack in everything ...... that's how the light gets in |
Posted By: monarch
Date Posted: 28-July-2012 at 09:42
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Never reply to emails when you are tired. ------------- There is a crack in everything ...... that's how the light gets in |
Posted By: Pogue Mahoney
Date Posted: 28-July-2012 at 20:06
Always ask if there is an irrigation system in place before using a post digger
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