Print Page | Close Window

Cock and Hen story

Printed From: The Grove Social Club
Category: Non Grove Related Stuff
Forum Name: Off Topic Forum
Forum Description: Discuss Anything off topic here - upcoming events etc.
URL: http://www.theGroveSocialClub.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=658
Printed Date: 01-May-2025 at 11:56
Software Version: Web Wiz Forums 12.05 - http://www.webwizforums.com


Topic: Cock and Hen story
Posted By: Biker Pat
Subject: Cock and Hen story
Date Posted: 23-June-2008 at 19:15

I was going to post this in the "Rant" thread but not appropriate as I see a sadness there.

Just following up on this debate re women working harder etc...

Well here's a thought, and please don't be offended by it's content and message, both guys and girls.

When I was in a certain company and in a mid-management job the boss thought himself as a cock.

So he'd ask us other cocks to be present after work on Friday nights in a certain club.

The idea of this was to meet all the Roosters at the top so we could learn to crow like them.

Well this cock(me) went for one week and after that decided I wanted to be among the hens, who were excluded in the main from the rooster/cock gathering.

Good judgement. More interesting conversation etc. and I was not pecked at all.

Message here :

Girls, don't try to be a cock. You're a hen and without you, roosters and cocks would never crow.

Go make your own sound and be heard in the morning like the roosters do

Get the message



-------------
May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.



Biker Pat



Grove 1972-1975



Replies:
Posted By: grainne_witch
Date Posted: 24-June-2008 at 00:02
Got the message Pat but why would you think we would want to be like the cocks or the roosters??? We hens, for the main, are very happy to be hens.


Posted By: Sinead
Date Posted: 24-June-2008 at 08:41
Great judgement Pat, it means you are grounded and look at things from the real world rather than aspiring to false hope of enlightenment via bravado.

-------------
Sinead
Life may suck at times but you still have to get out of bed and get on with it!


Posted By: Aries
Date Posted: 24-June-2008 at 10:41
EEEEEH !!!!!!!

-------------
THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
BUT IT'LL PISS YOU OFF FIRST


Posted By: joey the lips
Date Posted: 24-June-2008 at 11:00
I am out of here

-------------
You can checkout anytime u like but u can never leave


Posted By: verh
Date Posted: 24-June-2008 at 23:35

Pat,

Love your thread - you are a very wise young man - a very very wise young man.  Great to see you are not one of the "follow the sheep" brigade, well done.

 



-------------
Verona


Posted By: Caroloz
Date Posted: 25-June-2008 at 03:53

Pat I am going to rename you "Aesop"



Posted By: Aries
Date Posted: 25-June-2008 at 08:26

I have another name for him

 

" Dangerman "



-------------
THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
BUT IT'LL PISS YOU OFF FIRST


Posted By: DAYO
Date Posted: 25-June-2008 at 13:57
Hell this thread is getting hard to grasp. Jases Pat you may as well put on a skirt and a G string. I'm a very 50/50 guy but this is getting hard to take. I think we will have to rename you  Biker Patsy or just plain Patricia.  What do ya think Gary  Joe  

-------------
Dayo

Grov'in 70 - 76


Posted By: joey the lips
Date Posted: 25-June-2008 at 14:46

Well Dayo what do i think ,Hmmmmmmmmm ,,i am really out of here man,Strange days ,talking of hens,roosters,sheep,cocks,crowing,and G-strings.

Before i go there was a great article by kevin Myers in the Indo yesterday on this topic,(i think)now i am gone



-------------
You can checkout anytime u like but u can never leave


Posted By: verh
Date Posted: 25-June-2008 at 20:53
Kevins Myers article was good Joey but would not hold a candle to Pats  -  his thread IS CLASS.  He feels what he says - that is the difference and gets the point through so v. well.

-------------
Verona


Posted By: maryi
Date Posted: 25-June-2008 at 21:44

Dayo - Joey,

Watch and Learn from the master ( Pat that's you !!)



-------------
mary


Posted By: verh
Date Posted: 25-June-2008 at 21:51
Master Pat - Master of Words that lift the heart/

-------------
Verona


Posted By: joey the lips
Date Posted: 26-June-2008 at 11:41
Master Pat ,you have the hens pecking out of your hand,

-------------
You can checkout anytime u like but u can never leave


Posted By: whippersnapper
Date Posted: 26-June-2008 at 13:50

Master Joey - you're not staying out of here that well......

 

exits rapidly before being spotted



-------------
I'm searching for that cash I should have saved for the crash


Posted By: maryi
Date Posted: 26-June-2008 at 23:02
WS - neither are you ....

-------------
mary


Posted By: verh
Date Posted: 27-June-2008 at 00:41
They are looking for a few tips from THE MASTER.

-------------
Verona


Posted By: Biker Pat
Date Posted: 28-June-2008 at 15:29
Originally posted by grainne_witch grainne_witch wrote:

Got the message Pat but why would you think we would want to be like the cocks or the roosters??? We hens, for the main, are very happy to be hens.


Agreed GW but alas in that particular organisation a lot of the hens wanted to be otherwise as they perceived that by being otherwise they would get a higher loft in the henhouse

I'm a firm believer in balance

Why do we call nature, "Mother Nature"?

If any of you read "The DeVinci Code" there was an interesting part where it talked about the imbalance in nature, as nature is generally looked at as feminine, because women by nature have maternal instincts which are caring, more understanding and patient.

But look at the world today.

It's totally out of balance and in my humble opinion, we need more women in leadership roles in the world.

Bush, Mugabe, Saddam, Idi Amin, Hitler, Nixon, ...........

All war mongerers ....

I can't think of a single female leader who were like any of the above.

Just my opinion.

It's not about being less masculine, I'm a much a man as any other guy. It's about understanding how nature works and why we need more balance in the "new world order".








-------------
May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.



Biker Pat



Grove 1972-1975


Posted By: Biker Pat
Date Posted: 28-June-2008 at 22:50
Originally posted by DAYO DAYO wrote:

Hell this thread is getting hard to grasp. Jases Pat you may as well put on a skirt and a G string. I'm a very 50/50 guy but this is getting hard to take. I think we will have to rename you  Biker Patsy or just plain Patricia.  What do ya think Gary  Joe  


Ah Dayo,

Next time you see a red Honda Magna cruising around with a rider with hairy legs and a tartan mini skirt .............


-------------
May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.



Biker Pat



Grove 1972-1975


Posted By: joey the lips
Date Posted: 29-June-2008 at 01:19
Iam back again??,All war mongers,,,,Margaret Tatcher was a leader too???????,the way i see it there is good and bad  on both sides,,woman are from venus and men are from mars and we both go around this world together,sometimes we carry each other,thats my opinion,,,I don,t think you are less masculine Pat,but i like the fact woman and men are different,and i would have it no other way,,otherwise it would be a dull world,respect man. 

-------------
You can checkout anytime u like but u can never leave


Posted By: Aries
Date Posted: 29-June-2008 at 11:08

Joey

 

Couldn't agree more  Viva Le Differance



-------------
THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
BUT IT'LL PISS YOU OFF FIRST


Posted By: maryi
Date Posted: 29-June-2008 at 19:26

Pat,

The worst boss I ever had was a woman - Why do women treat other women so badly in the workplace?   This woman (I have my doubts)   loved the guys and hated all the girls.   Maybe she was a rooster in disguise?

But there is a huge imbalance in all levels of society except in teaching there the imbalance is completely the other way.   Too many women.   I worked with all women in my last job ( and one gay guy) they never stopped bitching about each other, their partners etc., If anyone moved house they all started moving to bigger and better same applied to cars, and their children - The "My son is brilliant at maths" syndrom.   I hated it. 

 



-------------
mary


Posted By: Biker Pat
Date Posted: 30-June-2008 at 01:45

Mary,

I'm just expressing my views.

Totally agree re your comment.

You've touched on some of the issues there.

That's the point I was making re hen's wanting to be cocks.

Some hens want to govern cocks and hens because they feel they need to do this and be empowered to do so.

Hens also get jealous of other hens, more so than cocks do.

You tell me the story?












-------------
May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.



Biker Pat



Grove 1972-1975


Posted By: muller
Date Posted: 01-July-2008 at 13:44
All war mongerers ....

I can't think of a single female leader who were like any of the above.

Just my opinion.

It's not about being less masculine, I'm a much a man as any other guy. It's about understanding how nature works and why we need more balance in the "new world order".

Margaret Thatcher & Golda Meyer come mind




[/QUOTE]

-------------
Life is for living



Print Page | Close Window

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 12.05 - http://www.webwizforums.com
Copyright ©2001-2022 Web Wiz Ltd. - https://www.webwiz.net