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Biker Pat 
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 Posted: 21-May-2022 at 15:48 |
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May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.
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Biker Pat
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Posted: 21-May-2022 at 16:32 |
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"Flying across the country in Air Force One, the president jokes with his staff. ""I'm thinking about tossing a $100 bill out the window and making someone very happy.""
A white White House aide comments, ""Why don't you throw twenty $100 bills out the window and make twenty people happy?"" Another staffer jokes, ""Why don't you throw a hundred $100 bills out the window and and make a hundred people happy?"" A member of the plane staff, wanting to get in the act, chimes in and says, ""Why don't you throw yourself out the window and make half of the country happy?" " |
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May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.
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Biker Pat
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Posted: 22-May-2022 at 14:26 |
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ShortHairHippie
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Posted: 22-May-2022 at 14:27 |
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upon us all,a little rain must fall
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Pogue Mahoney
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Posted: 22-May-2022 at 15:47 |
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A man and his wife are having sex. She says to him-"Do you realize I could charge $125 for this on the street?"--and he answers -"Would you be able to live on $375 a year?"
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Biker Pat
I spend too much time here!!!
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Posted: 22-May-2022 at 23:59 |
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Lol Pogue 😂😂😂
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May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.
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Biker Pat
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Posted: 23-May-2022 at 01:30 |
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ShortHairHippie
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Posted: 23-May-2022 at 12:04 |
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I never seen a banana stuck in that hole before...
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Pogue Mahoney
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Posted: 23-May-2022 at 16:58 |
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That leaves us all wondering which hole you have seen one stuck in
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Biker Pat
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Posted: 23-May-2022 at 23:15 |
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My thoughts exactly Pogue 😂😂😂
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Posted: 24-May-2022 at 11:00 |
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deep south of the nasal cavity
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Biker Pat
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Posted: 04-June-2022 at 06:06 |
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Posted: 04-June-2022 at 11:13 |
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Pogue Mahoney
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Posted: 04-June-2022 at 18:43 |
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A man walks into a bar and asks for three shots of whiskey - he downs all three and walks out. He comes back the next day and does the same. After repeating this for two weeks the bartender asks why he knocks all three down instead of sitting down and enjoying his drinks slowly. He explains that he has an older brother in Australia and a younger brother in Ireland and whenever they go into pubs they order for all three, so by proxy, the three of them are out on the town doing shots together.
One day he walks into the bar and asks for two shots of whiskey. He downs them and as he is walking out the barman reluctantly asks if something bad happened to one of his brothers- and he says " No - I gave up drinking for Lent"
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Biker Pat
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Posted: 05-June-2022 at 00:28 |
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Brilliant Pogue 😂😂😂
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Posted: 05-June-2022 at 11:24 |
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Pogue Mahoney
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Posted: 05-June-2022 at 13:31 |
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A Garda catches a drunk man taking a pee outside a pub with his car keys in hand. When the man sees the cop he thinks fast and tells him that he'd like to report a robbery – "I had a car attached to these keys a few minutes ago and it's gone " he says.
The cop looks down and asks why his fly is open ...and he says –"Dammit!- they got my girlfriend too"
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Rahenyrhythm
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Posted: 05-June-2022 at 13:50 |
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But goodie... 😂😂😂
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One of its legs is both the same
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Biker Pat
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Posted: 09-June-2022 at 01:43 |
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Rahenyrhythm
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Posted: 09-June-2022 at 08:12 |
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Love it!!!
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One of its legs is both the same
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