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eejit91
Moderator Group Grove Years 1979-1983-84ish Joined: 12-October-2005 Location: Sometimes here and sometime Status: Offline Points: 8180 |
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I remember Ita a little bit - not Joan though... What did they do?
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"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better."
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Kay Fagan
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Messing in the lou's and they were told to get out and go home by Sister Breada.She was a witch. I heard after she got married to one of the girls father Don't know how true it is |
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eejit91
Moderator Group Grove Years 1979-1983-84ish Joined: 12-October-2005 Location: Sometimes here and sometime Status: Offline Points: 8180 |
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Ladies: For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you..... Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig.... Just to get a little sausage. |
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"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better."
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Rolo
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Right you lot, Here's one for you ...... Distraught Northsider goes into Doctor's Office. " Doctor " he says," I've a terrible problem,see,I'm addicted to this website where I've met a gang of people who went to the same alternative disco I went to years ago." "It's affecting my work. My wife/husband/partner/kids* ( delete where applicable ) think I'm nuts. I'm afraid to hit the scratcher at night in case I miss something." "What am I going to do ? Please help me, please................". Doctor says " Sorry___________________* there's nothing I can do. You're f***ed." *(Insert where applicable Eejit,Rolo,Kay,Pat,Lenny,xgrovehead.........) Rolo.( One Hundred and Eighty)
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xgrovehead
Die Hard Grover! 88/89 ish to 1992ish Joined: 26-April-2005 Location: Dublin, Ireland Status: Offline Points: 2107 |
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People don't think we're nuts do they????? |
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We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children.
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Lenny3fingers
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ROFLMAO Rolo - nice one! is a bit like that here now... |
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work. the curse of the drinking classes!
-----grover 90 - 96 ish------ |
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Rolo
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Lenny,whats ROFLMAO ? And xgh, don't know 'bout the rest of you,but I think I'm nuts. Still haven't figured out how to get the little yellow fellas into my posts.Help anyone ? Rolo.( One Hundred and Seventy Seven) |
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Kay Fagan
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We all must be mad Frist thing this morning when I came into worked I logged on On a half day to day to go shopping Won't be able to log back on till tonite. Hope you all get your tickets
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xgrovehead
Die Hard Grover! 88/89 ish to 1992ish Joined: 26-April-2005 Location: Dublin, Ireland Status: Offline Points: 2107 |
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You just right click on the one you want and hit copy, then put the cursor back in the message, click where you want him to go and do crtl and v. Or right click and paste. Yeah Lenny you've lost me on that? And how do you do quotes? |
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We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children.
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Lenny3fingers
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ROFLMAO is rolling on floor laughing my ass off there is a whole online dictionary of acronyms, such as iirc (if i remember correctly), hth (hope that helps), lol (laugh out loud) etc |
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work. the curse of the drinking classes!
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Rolo
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Thanks Xgh, Not sure 'bout quotes but see the button on top right of posts,must be something to do with that. It works. Rolo.( One Hundred and Eighty) |
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xgrovehead
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We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children.
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Kay Fagan
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How do you get a picture under your name...........
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xgrovehead
Die Hard Grover! 88/89 ish to 1992ish Joined: 26-April-2005 Location: Dublin, Ireland Status: Offline Points: 2107 |
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Go to settings and edit profile and the bit about half way down about choosing avatars and scroll through till you find one that you like and choose it!
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We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children.
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Lenny3fingers
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or upload a picture to somewhere on the web and then put the path in the textfield underneath. make sure the image is the correct file and pixel size.
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work. the curse of the drinking classes!
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Kay Fagan
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Very good TKS See we are not wasting our time we are learning something
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Lenny3fingers
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np* afaik* there are hundreds of them * no problem ** as far as i know |
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work. the curse of the drinking classes!
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xgrovehead
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FWIW (for what its worth) IYKWIM (If you know what I mean) etc etc This is a blatant post wh*re post to get me up to 80 posts. |
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Ann Whelan
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A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River." Australian Poetry Competition |
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eejit91
Moderator Group Grove Years 1979-1983-84ish Joined: 12-October-2005 Location: Sometimes here and sometime Status: Offline Points: 8180 |
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"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better."
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