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BrendanFella 
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 Posted: 20-July-2010 at 16:03 |
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POGUE, I think what they are trying to say is that you can't keep this thread running alone....LOL |
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IRISH DIPLOMACY IS....The ability to tell a man to Go To Hell so that He looks forward to making the trip. |
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Pogue Mahoney
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68-71 Joined: 08-February-2006 Location: Islets of Langerheads Status: Offline Points: 5274 |
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Posted: 20-July-2010 at 17:16 |
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The standards are high. I admit.
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Pogue Mahoney
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Posted: 20-July-2010 at 17:17 |
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The Giraffe punchline should have been "Highballs are on me"
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DONDON
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Posted: 30-July-2010 at 12:12 |
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“Did you know that they don’t allow elephants on Dollymount beach ?”
an idiot goes to a music store and buys a stereo,but he returns it,WHY??? because both speakers let out the same song Edited by DONDON |
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Grover from 73(old Grove)
In the year of the bankers and developers When recession raged across the land there were many driven by the hopelessness to set sail for the Americas and Australia |
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DONDON
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Posted: 30-July-2010 at 12:20 |
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Why did the dinosaur wear the girls clothes?
Because he wanted to try-sarah's-tops! |
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Grover from 73(old Grove)
In the year of the bankers and developers When recession raged across the land there were many driven by the hopelessness to set sail for the Americas and Australia |
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DONDON
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Posted: 30-July-2010 at 12:25 |
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there was a man who was walking to his house and all of a sudden he heard
bump bump bump he looked behind him and there was this casket following him bump bump bump he started running to his house, but the casket got faster bump bump bump he fumbled with his keys and filally got inside bump bump bump he ran up the stairs and locked himself in the bathroom bump bump CRASH!!! the casket burst through the door. the man reaches for the nearest thing(which was cough syrup) and hurls it at the casket. and guess what? the coffin stopped!!! |
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Grover from 73(old Grove)
In the year of the bankers and developers When recession raged across the land there were many driven by the hopelessness to set sail for the Americas and Australia |
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Biker Pat
I spend too much time here!!!
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Posted: 30-July-2010 at 13:08 |
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Good to see you've recovered from your recent illness  |
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May be going to hell in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.
Biker Pat Grove 1972-1975 |
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joey the lips
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Posted: 30-July-2010 at 14:10 |
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the joke section ,,, He,s Back |
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You can checkout anytime u like but u can never leave
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monarch
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Posted: 10-August-2010 at 16:59 |
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Why did Michael Jackson phone Boyz II Men?
He thought it was a delivery service. |
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There is a crack in everything ...... that's how the light gets in
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monarch
I spend too much time here!!!
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Posted: 10-August-2010 at 17:01 |
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During their recent divorce case,
the judge mentioned that Heather Mills was unstable. Sir Paul McCartney told the court that a beer mat under the left leg usually did the trick. |
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monarch
I spend too much time here!!!
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Posted: 10-August-2010 at 17:03 |
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What's the difference between a sound technician and a
toilet? A toilet only has to listen to one asshole at a time |
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monarch
I spend too much time here!!!
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Posted: 10-August-2010 at 17:05 |
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A Spice Girl was asked if she would like
to become a Jehovah's Witness "Hey", she protested, "I didn't even see the accident" |
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monarch
I spend too much time here!!!
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Posted: 10-August-2010 at 17:09 |
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What weighs 10lbs and didn't get plucked
last Christmas? John Denver's guitar. |
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Pogue Mahoney
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Posted: 11-August-2010 at 02:17 |
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What kind of wood doesn't float?
Natalie Wood |
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Pogue Mahoney
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Posted: 11-August-2010 at 02:18 |
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What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
Scratching on the lid of his coffin |
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monarch
I spend too much time here!!!
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Posted: 11-August-2010 at 16:19 |
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What did the professional drummer say
when he got to his job? "Would you like fries with that?" |
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monarch
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Posted: 11-August-2010 at 16:21 |
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Why are scientists breeding guitarist
instead of rats for science expirements? because they breed faster and you don't get as attached to them. |
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monarch
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Posted: 11-August-2010 at 16:22 |
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What do you call a Spice Girl with two brain cells?
Pregnant. |
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monarch
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Posted: 11-August-2010 at 16:24 |
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There was an explosion in an African mine,
and some of the workers were badly injured. One of the victims who lost his leg in the blast turned to his friend and said "Oh no, that’s it, who's going to want a one legged gold digger? " His friend paused to think and replied, "Well you could always try Paul McCartney." |
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monarch
I spend too much time here!!!
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Posted: 11-August-2010 at 16:27 |
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What was the difference between Michael Jackson
and a grocery bag? One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in. Edited by monarch |
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