The worst christmas present
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Topic: The worst christmas present
Posted By: maryi
Subject: The worst christmas present
Date Posted: 29-December-2007 at 22:30
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http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk788MXIE"> Beat that !!! Mary ------------- mary |
My 14 year old son got me - wait for it - an enema kit !!! cos I was full of sh*t. Thought he was hilarious has been grounded by his dad until his 21st birthday - Replies:
Posted By: Floyd
Date Posted: 30-December-2007 at 00:51
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Worst Christmas my three year old Jack got was a fire station from santy...he loves it of course but the bloody sirens on it make it a worst present for us to put up with... ------------- There are three kinds of people in the world,those who are able to count,and those who can't... |
Posted By: maryi
Date Posted: 30-December-2007 at 13:12
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floyd, I have discovered a use for my present - a watering system for my plants when I am on holidays. When the same young fella was 2 he had a talking Barney - no wonder dinosaurs are extinct !!!
------------- mary |
Posted By: Evangeline
Date Posted: 30-December-2007 at 17:11
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OMG, Maryi that's priceless! Cheeky little bugger. We haven't got anything too noisy in the house this Christmas, although the talking parrot is getting a little annoying but he's behaving himself well most of the time so I won't put him in the oven just yet. Noisiest gifts had to be mine - Guitar Hero 3 and Singstar rock ballads. We had a hell of a session last night. Wonder what the neighbours thought of me belting out "Alone" by Heart at full volume? Not much, I'm guessing! Jen ------------- "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" |
Posted By: maryi
Date Posted: 30-December-2007 at 18:24
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Hi jen, Would love to have seen that - Most outragious thing I did was use the dancemat to muse, have to have some way of working off the mince pies !! If I knew how to programme the thing I would put something more in keeping with my age group ------------- mary |
Posted By: grainne_witch
Date Posted: 30-December-2007 at 20:44
That is very funny Mary! with a sense of humour like that he will definitely get on in life!! A couple of years ago I got 18 candles for christmas from my boys. It's now a family joke come Christmas, mother's day or my birthday I say 'and by the way boys I think I have enough candles to keep me going!' Last year it was cookery books from the 3 of them and this year 3 gardening books (which I love!) Me thinks they come up with one idea between the 3 of them! |
maryi wrote:Posted By: Shaun N.
Date Posted: 31-December-2007 at 00:50
After knocking down Guinness, Baileys and Jack Daniels, I still managed to ace through one of the tougher songs (Devil Went Down To Georgia). My singing, however left a lot to be desired as Mister Mister, Marilyn Manson, and Blink 182 were absolutely destroyed (or improved depending on how you see em!). Fun night, we're next for hosting i believe :D Shaun |
Posted By: Evangeline
Date Posted: 31-December-2007 at 18:19
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Lol....you're so modest Mr Neary! But I have to admit, you were smokin' hot with the axe that night. Better leave the singing to someone who's good at it, yeah? And yes, next time it's your place. Jen ------------- "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" |
