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"you know where"

He wasn't sure. His eyes couldn't focus with the bright lights on. He could hear familiar voices calling him.

Was his name "ANGUS".

The crowd were calling him????????

He could smell vodka from the girl near him. Cider from the long haired devil on the other side of him.

The wooden floor vibrated......... 

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...and then all the house lights went on.The girl he needed to be prised away from said 'So that's what you look like'.

He looked at his membership card and it didn't say Angus.The photograph on it started talking to him. 'One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small...' it sung. This meant only one thing...

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He needed to go an a diet! After all he was now in his 40's...

She was now looking at him in a very peculiar way... Do you...

 

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'...fancy going out to the compound?' she asked 

He couldn't remember what,who or where the compound was.With a diet in mind he thought it was a compound formula medical thing so agreed. She said 'Do you feed the Horse?'

Confused at the question,he replied...

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No but I put petrol in the bike....
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He swayed from side to side and swung his leg over the bike. She jumped on behind him wrapping her arms tightly around him.

Just as he was about to pass out as she was crushing his lungs with her weight, the bike roared.

She moved closer to him,

leaning forward she whispered in his ear...........

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can you stop by the Raheny chipper first I want to
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get a flat ray with a hump on it's back!
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and I want an onion ring.

If it's closed we can go to Lynch's.

The bike started up again.

He could hear the sirens wailing.

What was happening. Had the flat ray with the hump given him a bump

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It's was the Raheny police getting after him for speeding... bee baw bee baw.....
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But as they sped by he realised it wasn't him they were after but in a hurry to get to the station before their chips got cold....
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So he turns to her and say's ... How about going into the inn for a beer...
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She looked at him and smiled.

It was like being back in the old days.

Her, wrapped around him, shivering with the cold.

Him, only thinking of where to get the next beer.

He walked thru the door, she tripped over the step, the bouncer looked at them and said,

"don't you think its a bit late for coming in? and what's with yer woman"..............

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'Who,her? never saw her before in my life.' He makes a dash for the bar and orders a Black Russian. Two lads are talking at the bar.'Did you see that Eejit doing 91 on the bike coming in here?' 'No' says the other-'some kind of Freebird.Was he a real Biker,Pat?' 'Dunno.Fancy a drink?'

Yes...whiskey please. Irish.Mammy told me never to drink scotch.'

 

Our man sat at the bar,listening to the sounds.'That sounds like Pink Floyd.Man I haven't heard them in ages.'

He was thirsty after the Noodles and Rolos he just ate from Raheny,so asked for another drink.when through the Fwinno (!?!) he saw the Blondie one he had left at the door. 'Oh no' he thought.'How will i get out of this???'

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Before he can escape,she shouts at him...'Hey-where's my PLO Scarf?'... 'What colour was it?' he asked. 'Blue.Bells on it as well.'

In an effort to distract her he shouts...'Hey-see dixie over there?'

She looks and then our man dashes out faster than a tri-esthalon.

Tonto stood at the door and said to him...

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"Hi Ho....Silver bike yours pal?"

He looked quickly towards where it had been parked...and tried to decide whether or not there really was a 6ft5" transvestite with a full beard straddling the saddle...

this really had been the strangest day of his life..

As he popped a chip into his mouth and felt it burn painfully he wondered what tommorrow might bring....
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7am. Alarm goes off.Monday morning and our man realises he has to go to work.

'Was all last night a dream?' he asked himself. When he felt the blister on his tongue from the chips it slowly came back to him. A blue PLO scarf was at the end of his bed.It had bells on it. 'Oh no' he thought. 'She's not here,is she???'

As he wandered towards the toilet he could hear the shower going.'I've been here before' he said with a strange sense of deja vu. As he slowly pushed open the door he peered inside. 'Aaaagghh!! It's you!'...

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She stood naked in the running water...her beard dripping..her muscles glistening and she smiled at him like a wolf eyes it's prey...

"You didn't think you'd get rid of me that easy did you Finn?..not after all these years...Oh no...

today you are going to meet your daughter...she knows all about you..."

And as she turned away and began to rub her wild untamed hair once more..Finn felt his stomach turn butterflies....the only thought in his head...?

Oh sh*t!!
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Daughter?

He hadn't known he had a daughter.

What would she be like. The product of him.. and worse still.

The product of her..............

Oh my god. What sort of creature had she borne.

It had to be a mistake. How could it have happened????????

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